thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via iwasjustmorelikereallife)

I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.

(Source: thrillsurfer, via jakebarkatcats)

tffnyblws:

thesharpestdildos:

what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT

(Source: pilotstwentyone, via vodkakilledtheteens)

jerkidiot:

I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball.

(via something2beautiful)

goodfuckingcoffee:

packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip

unpacks 3 months after coming home

(via something2beautiful)

trillaryclinton:

loveniaimani:

blessedbeyoundmeasure15:

pimpkage:

chubby-jean:

camerapits:

saintimpala:

OH MY GOD

OH

MY GOD

wHAT

…I’m not touching that pizza…

Oh LAWD

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perfect gif usage

(Source: lolgifs.net, via m00n1993)

(Source: funkincronuts, via m00n1993)