aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

(Source: ohrendelle, via skyhighhazard)

(Source: tomhazeldine, via skyhighhazard)

dion-thesocialist:

rakshar:

dion-thesocialist:

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

your forgiven.

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

(via skyhighhazard)

chainsawpunk:

majortvjunkie:

majortvjunkie:

majortvjunkie:

L is for the way you look at me

O is for the only one I see

V is very very extraordinary

Egg

(via jelly-doughnuts)

illkim:

When you have a group project but don’t know what you’re talking about

image

(Source: illkim, via jelly-doughnuts)

natasaromanoff:

say something im giving up on school

(via oh----my)

annmariexrose:

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

(via chris-the-monster)

sceptre:

if you didnt take a picture of your starbucks did you really have starbucks

(via paperr-heartss)