(Source: totalparksandrec)



thegirlwhoblockedherownsh0t:

microfibrils:

on ur period likeimage

me now



falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

(Source: aphroditeens)



mxcleod:

mxcleod:

my sister is as old as some of you

and that is just wrong 

no one born in the 2000’s should be following me 

it just feels so wrong

image

ok whatever you say 




(Source: best-of-memes)



Literally nothing has changed with him. Ever since 5th grade, I’m still that awkward little shit he knew and probably didn’t like very much at all hahahahahhahaha god help me plz.



snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like



thoseloverseyes:

we’re never done with killing time
can I kill it with you?

thoseloverseyes:

we’re never done with killing time
can I kill it with you?



  • high school students: *makes tons of posts involving crimson leaves, grand canyon, and some guy with calligraphy and ends up making an entire sub-fandom about psats*
  • college students: what the fuck


They say you cannot love somebody else if you do not love yourself.





Your metabolisms reaction to treating it right
  • Breakfast: what a great start, thank fuck I don't have to start the day in a panic, now I know I have what I need to not have to hold onto anything that comes my way, and I can start focusing on functioning properly
  • Snack: alright, thanks a lot, I'm glad I trusted you. Another snack came my way and I was able to continue giving you the best possible energy I can deliver
  • Lunch: gee I needed this, I've been working for a while and need to maintain my hard work. Thanks for feeding me, I'll be able to carry on
  • Snack: thank you dear
  • Dinner: hell fucking yeah fish and chips how did you know that's exactly the amount of protein and carbs and fat I needed. Oh? You listened to your cravings? Great! we're really close he always knows what I need
  • Snack: I'm getting tired but I'm going to have to keep working whilst you sleep, so you still need to fuel me. Until the morning old chum!


jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

(Source: boyx)




lebeer:

let her keep it

(Source: somedayinjakarta)



prettyboyshyflizzy:

mangocarta:

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IS THAT YOU

vulgar

prettyboyshyflizzy:

mangocarta:

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IS THAT YOU

vulgar